4 YEARS AGO…

Disclaimer: 'Yung mga magagaling manlait, magbagong buhay na kayo!
*Haters-shield ON!*

…mukha pala akong adik.

Pinauwi kasi ng nanay ko yung pagkamahal-mahal naming yearbook. Oo, limang-libo ang pinaguusapan natin sa hardbound sh*t na papel de lihang ito. Kaya kaninang umaga, napagkatuwaan kong basahin ulit ang pagka-gondo-gondong write up sa akin:

"He is a good son and a friend whom we can always count on. Our first impression was that he was a very serious person, holding a pile of books all the time. But we soon found out that he's a full of life and compassion, and fun to be with. Gwapo pa!"

Kakaaliw lang! haha! Buhat banko much? #akonatalaga!

At siyempre, ikaw ba naman kasi ang mukhang anghel:

creative shot para yearbook namin! honggwopo talaga uy!

 Pero dahil hirap na akong i-juggle (parang bote lang) ang acads at extra curriculars nung fourth year ay bumaba ang aking pogi points. Tigyawat, eyebags, payatot, bad hair days bwakanang sh*t. Basta mukha talagang grumpy ampfota.

ito ang school org namin nun. mukha talaga akong adik ampf!

Ikaw ba naman kasi ang maghabol ng 1.75 na GPA? JOOOOKKKKEEEE! Bwahahahaha!

Kthanxbye!